I'm sat on a stall with a whipped cream can in my hand and my shinny puffer jacket on talking about improving the look of my jacket. I can't wait I squirt cream in my mouth to take a taste before showing one of the custard and cream pies I have beside me. I began to start adding more whipped cream to a big and already full heavy pie, but alittle more cream won't hurt will it? I start to explain how I've so been looking forward to getting this jacket messy while holding up the pie to show you the size of it. The excitement is constantly making me giggle, I hold the pie infront of me as it over spills being so full and I push it straight into my face lifting my head back, it runs all down my face in my hair and all over my jacket. I had to have a taste of this amazing pie so I lick my lips and start to rub down my jacket then brushing it back into my hair it feels incredible. I wipe my eyes to see where you are by Leaning forwards into the camera, I wipe my face and start to suck my fingers tasting the pie. I then grab another can of whipped cream and start to fill my mouth so it overflows and then start to add extra cream to pie number two I put my head back and pie myself in the face, the cream and custard pours down my face and all over my jacket I start to rub all over my jacket getting completely covered slapping and patting my jacket to hear that wet sound, I clear my eyes once again and I can't believe how much better it looks. The taste of these pies are so good I began to rub and pat my jacket again it's so smooth I rub my covered hands throw my hair squeezing the custard down and out. I pick up pie number 3 and start to add yes more cream, I hold it up and take a big lick from the top of the pie before starting a count down to pie myself. I push the pie straight into my face with my head going back and the pie running down my face and jacket again I grab what has fallen in my lap and reapply it to my face and rubbing up and down my jacket in all over the arms and shoulders, my jacket is completely covered as I continue to just keep rubbing it into every stitch of this jacket. Loving every moment of this I start to suck and lick my fingers and hands, grabbing and pulling on the neck of this beautiful puffer jacket, I clear my eyes and can't help but continue to rub up and down my jacket. I grab the last pie and start to top up the cream excitedly counting down as a giggle, I push the pie deep into my face the cream and custard pouring once again down my face and jacket I rub it all in and over my face and hair and notice there's some on the floor so I cup my hands together and start to use it on my face, hair and jacket. My jacket looks amazing but I'm not done yet, I start to re-use what has fallen on the floor, and what has fallen into the pie tins I reapply playfully to my jacket hair and face before blowing multiple kisses good bye.